Jason, Sous Chef to the Gods

When Jason, Sous Chef to the Gods enters the battlefield, place a Food counter on each other creature, then tap them.
{t}{x}: Target player gains {x} life times the number of food counters on other creatures.
{0}: Regenerate Jason. This ability costs {u}{w} more to cast for each Loss in his 3 most recent LoL games.
After Jason, Sous Chef to the Gods brought his Old-Fashioned down from the heavens, the peoples named it ambrosia, for it was divine