Jay=)

Haste, Vigilance, Flash, Doublestrike, Reach, Deathtouch, Lifelink, Trample, Hexproof, Indestructible, Menace.
You can't lose and opponents can't win.
{c}{c}: Monstrosity 15
{x}{c}{c}: Up to X target players lose the game.
{c}: Create a 10/10 green Marvin the Gecko
Minion creature token.
"15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car
insurance!"