Jaya & Lala

Flash, Haste, Shroud.

Jaya & Lala gets +X/+X, where X is the number of permanents and suspended cards with time counters on them.

Whenever Jaya & Lala enters or attacks, exile another creature chosen at random and put 3 time counters on it. If it doesn’t have Suspend, it gains Suspend.

{u}{u}, {ut}, Discard a card: Return target permanent to its owner’s hand.