Jeffery Toobin

Menace, Reach, Protection from blue
When Jeffery Toobin enters the battlefield, create X white mana
Whenever Jeffery Toobin deals damage to an opponet put that many +1+1 counters on Jeffery Toobin
If Jeffery Toobin has more than 15 +1+1 counters on him, you lose the game
"To everyone's horror, he had muted the meeting"