Jeffrey Epstein

When Epstein enters create Epstein Island and The Files All creatures tokens you control are children in addition to their other types {4}: Phase Epstein out he comes back next endstep, and creates X child tokens where X is the number of child counters on Epstein Island {3}: Epstein gains +X/+X and trample until the end of turn Where X is the amount of Children tokens you control {1}: Target Creature is a Pedophile in addition to their other types