Jeffsonus

+1: After a long night of drinking, you don't remember if you drew a card, so you draw another one; Each Opponent exiles a card from their hand.
-3: You swing your large hammer and destroy target Creature or Planeswalker.
-7: You pilfer a coaster at the local watering hole which reads, "Creatures you control get +2/+2, have Vigilance, Trample, and are Indestructible."