Jennie, Vampire Fashionista

As long as you're wearing fashionable clothing,
Jennie, Vampire Fashionista has +2/+2, Flying, Deathtouch, First Strike, and Lifelink. (To figure
out if you're wearing fashionable clothing, find the
nearest person aged 15-25 and ask. If you bribe or otherwise coerce an untruthful answer, you lose the
game and you should be ashamed of yourself.)
{b}: Make fun of target player's outfit. If they look offended, destroy target creature that
player controls.