Jeremiah, Rust Belt Kingpin

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create two 1/1 white human creature tokens.

Fracking — Tap an untapped land and creature you control: Put an oil counter on target land you control.
{t}: Create a treasure token for each land you control with an oil counter, then roll a six-sided die. Sacrifice a number of creatures equal to the result.

"You call it cruelty, I call it business."