Jerry, Stand-up Comic

Write a new joke —{u},{t}: Draw a card.

Witty Retort—{3}{r}, {t}: Deal damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand.

What's the deal with... — At the beginning of your end step, choose a non-land card type. Then each opponent votes on funny or not funny. If funny got the most votes or there was a tie, spells of the chosen type can't be cast until your next upkeep. Otherwise, Jerry gains protection from that card type until your next upkeep and un