Jesse Pinkman

Cap'n Cook - Vigilance, Ward - Tap two
untapped creatures you control.
Yeah Bitch! - Boast - {1}: Exile the top card of
your library. You may play it this turn.
Chilli P - {3}, Discard a card: Create a meth token.
It gains "Whenever this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage
to you".
Yeah Bitch! Magnets! - {5},{t}: Gain control of
target artifact.