Jesus Christ the Gainsbearer

Trample, vigilance, haste, lifelink, islandwalk
Jesus' power is equal to your devotion to {w}x2.
The body of Christ {7}{t}: Turn target creature into a Bread token
which receiving player can {t} +7 health.
The blood of Christ {7}{t}: Turn target artifact or enchantment into a Wine token
which receiving player can {t} +7 health.
Trenbolone Martyrdom {10}{t}: Exile 3 target creatures and send Jesus into your graveyard.