Jiffu Jungus

{t}{4}{g}{g} - Roll a d6 to determine {x}
Distribute {x} fart tokens, on any creature(s)
on the battlefield. That creature becomes
tapped and remains tapped permanently,
unless it's owner pays {x} mana by the end
of their next turn.
"Fart for freedom, fart for liberty and fart proudly."
~Benjamin Franklin