Jiggleballs, The Mighty

{p/b}{t}Target player reveals his or her hand, pick a noncreature nonland card from among them. That player discards that card. If an opponent discards a card this way, discard a nonland card.
{x}{t}Target player may pay x life, if they don't, they have to touch your peepee for x seconds with full eye contact.
—"I'm feelin' romantical"
-Jiggleballs, Chaosmonger