Jigo Bou, Master Schemer

{u}{b}: Whenever target creature deals
combat damage to a player this turn, draw a card.
{b}{r}: Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
{u}{r}: Target creature is unblockable until end of turn.
"Look, everybody wants everything. That's the way the world is. But I might actually get it."