Jigsaw's Contingency Plan

Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
When this card enters the battlefield return a creature from each graveyard to the battlefield and name an opponent. Creatures that player control get -3,-3 and lose All activated abilities
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