Jim, God of Trolling

{1}{g}: Create a 1/1 Diabetic creature token with
"This creature gets +1/+1 for each sugar token
on it".
{u}: Put a sugar token on target creature.
{1}{w}{u}{g}: All Diabetic creatures get +X/+X
until end of turn, where X is the number of
sugar counters on creatures you control.
Sacrifice all Diabetic creatures at the end of turn.
"We do a little bit of trolling."