Jim Sit-on-my-Face Jenkins

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put
Jim Sit-on-my-Face Jenkins underneath a
creature that player controls (so that the card
covers his face)
As long as Jim Jenkins is underneath another card,
any spell or ability that targets him targets the
card he is under instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Jim Jenkins
gets +1/+1 As long as he is under a card.