Jimbaluchi, Weeper of Giet

Whenever something occurs, create a Bog Horror Creature Token based on your resulting emotion:
Neutral: No Summon.
Happiness: 2/2 with: ETB: All players gain 3 life.
Sorrow: 1/1 with Deathtouch.
Anger: 3/1 with Haste.
Fear: 0/5 with Defender.
Disgust: 0/1 with: "Spells cost {1} more."
Guilt: 0/2 with: When this creature dies, each opponent creates a food token.