Jimmy, The Classy Captain

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under
your control say AHOY or lose 1 life.
Creatures you control are pirates in addition to
their other types
{1}{u}{r}{t}: Target Pirate creature gains haste until
end of turn
{3}{t}: Find a basic land card from outside of the
game, it enters your battlefield tapped. Activate
only once per game because getting land
screwed is no fun.