Jimmy, the Defiler

Whenever a creature attacks you flip a coin. If it's heads all players play a 32 track VS Race of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. If it's tails Play 5 games of Mortal Kombat XL.
Whenever a player casts a spell each player goes outside and plays catch for at least 10 minutes.
At the beginning and end of each player's turn, each player plays 2 games rock paper scissors with all players.
Players can't concede or lose the game.
"You wanted this, Sheen."