Jimmy The Mailman

Trample, {b}touch
When Jimmy The Mailman enters the battlefield,
eat target creature. If you do, you gain 2 life.
{2} Eat Jimmy The Mailman. You gain 6 life.
(If you have a real mailman named Jimmy,
don't eat him, that's mean).
{t} CHECK YOUR MAIL.
(take a random card out of your library. If it's
good, eat it. If it's bad, throw it away.
don't eat your mailman