Jingles McFly

When Jingles McFly enters the battlefield, target player gets to choose between:
-Getting their mouse milked
-A forced banana split
-A swift kick to the nuts
{r/g}{x} - For however many mana were spent to
cast this ability, Jingles McFly may forcefully pop
one of target opponents knuckles
"... ya done poked the bear, and now you have
to deal with it..."