Jodi, Debonair Duelist

Menace
{x}{x}{u}{b}: Gain control of target creature with converted mana cost X.
{1}{u}, {t}: Tap another target creature. It doesn't
untap during its controller's next untap step.
{1}{b}, {t}: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of
turn. You gain 2 life.
"I thought it would be funny."