Joe Biden

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word...ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW"-Joe Biden April 2022
•Joe's kiss -Any of your currently tapped creature cards that has less than 3 toughness gets a 2/3 boost.
•For {3} manna, chose to role 1 dice, if dice lands on any even number, Joe Biden will cast "Sleepy Joe Syndrome" onto 2 of any chosen creatures. This causes creature to not be used for player turn. However, when activated, player must role dice again, if dice lands on an