Joe Biden

Pay{w/u}{u/r}{u/b} To Brain wash Population (All Creatures)
Economy Bring Down
Memory loss. After 5 turns this creature becomes 0/0 with no abilities.
Pay {t}{g/u}{g/w}{r/g}{r/w}{u/b}{u/r}{w/b}{w/u}{p/b}{p/c}{p/g}{p/r}{p/u}{p/w} to bring down America and be creepy.
Being creepy wont let any thing in MTG
touch you