Joe Biden, Servant of Dementia

First Strike, Lifelink, Hexproof
When Joe Biden, Servant of Dementia enters the battlefield, each opponent discards two cards, loses four life, sacrifices a permanent.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Joe Biden, Servant of Dementia deals 1 damage to each player and you draw a card.
When you have 5 or more advisors, you get an emblem that says you lose 5 life and draw 5 cards; at the beginning of each upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to each player.
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