Joe Bident

Hexproof
{t}: Return target player to the bottom of each
players land-no wait... each deck draws 4 players
equal to half their life tota- uh... Each player
discards a card. Yeah, that was it. Probably.
"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so.
God rest her soul. And-although, she's{dash}wait{dash}your
mom's still{dash}your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.
God bless her soul."