Joe, Herald of Ailment

This creature enters with X -1/-1 counters on it.

Hexproof

{1}{b}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Joe, Herald of Ailment.
{1}{p/g}: Joe, Herald of Ailment gains protection from Red, White, or Blue until your next turn.
{2}{b}{g}, {t}: Sneeze - Target a nonland permanent you don't control. It becomes an Aztec creature with power and toughness equal to Joe, Herald of Ailment's toughness, and gains this ability. Its abilities cost {1} lest to activate, and can only be activated by you.