Joe Schmoe, Paradoxer

+2: Exile Joe and return him from exile your next turn. Joe retains his loyalty counters.
+1: Choose 1: Target opponents creatures become 0/1 boxes until your next turn or target opponent can't gain life for the next 5 turns.
-10: You can't win the game and you can't lose the game as long as Joe Schmoe is in play. You may gain 3 life when it's not your turn.