Joe Swanson, Cripple

Lifelink

{1}{u}, {t}, Sacrifice Joe Swanson, Cripple: Counter
target spell.

Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1
counters on it, return it to the battlefield under
its owner’s control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

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