Joejew Wimblesnatch

Flash, When Joejew enters the battlefield, all
creatures that aren't pirates or rogues
get a -2/-2 until end of turn
{b}{2}Sacrifice another creature: Create a 3/3 Legendary Black Dire Wolf creature token named Fluffy. Fluffy gets haste until end of turn
When Joejew deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, if Fluffy attacked as well, roll a d6
and add that to the damage of Joejew's attack