Joel Basse(s)t

When Joel, Basse(s)t enters the battlefield, he eats
up to 2 target creatures.
Joel, Basse(s)t has power and toughness equal to
the sum of the power and toughness of the
creatures that he has eaten.
{x}, {t}: Joel, Basse(s)t eats target creature with
converted mana cost X.
I think we went too far with this one...