Joffrey Baratheon

At beginning of each player upkeep, that player
sacrifices a nonland permanent with no bribery
counters on it, unless that player discards a card.
The next time a creature deals combat damage
to you, sacrifice Joffrey Baratheon.
{w/b}, {t}: You draw a card and you loses 2 life.
"Everyone is mine to torment."