Joffrey, Slayer of Dragons

First-Strike, Haste, Menace
Whenever Joffrey, Slayer of Dragons attacks, it
deals 2 damage to any target.
When Joffrey, Slayer of Dragons enters the battlefield, create Astrid's Gift, a white artifact
token with "At the beginning of your end step,
put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.".
"Wait, he decapitated a... dragon?"