John Lennon

Vigilance, trample, shroud.
{r} Deal 2 damage to each opponent, then snicker.
{2}{u} Counter target spell. If you made a sarcastic remark while activating this ability, reduce the
mana cost by {1}.
{3}{w} Until your next turn, creatures cannot
attack and players cannot cast offensive spells or activate offensive abilities.
Give peace a chance.