John McAfee

{t}: Create a colorless cryptocurrency artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: you gain {x}+{2}, where X is
the number of turns this has been on the battlefield. Roll a d20: if you
roll a 20, you skip your next turn because the
bitcoin bubble burst.
"I'm the founder of the McAfee Anti-Virus Software Company. Although I have had nothing to do with this company for over 15 years, I still get volumes of mail asking 'how do I uninstall this software'. I have no idea."