John Silver, Mutiny Leader

When John Silver enters, mill four cards.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may return target Pirate creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on
it. It has base power and toughness 4/4. It gains haste until end of turn.

"Now, if you pardon my plain speaking, gentlemen, are you all... STARK-RAVING, TOTALLY BLINKING DAFT?!?"