John, Supervisor of Chaos

When John, Supervisor of Chaos; enters the field all {r}creatures get a +2/+0 bonus. Goblin type creatures get a +1/+1 when entering the field.
{t}Get to Work: When John, Supervisor of Chaos; is targeted by an attack, a creature card may take the damage instead.
{1}{r}Damn It!: Sacrifice (X) creatures of power 2/2, then create a treasure token for every creature sacrificed.
{2}{r} You're Retarded: A creature card removed by "Get to Work" may be brought from the graveyard back to the field with a -1/-1