Johnny the Feeble

If this card is not used to attack or block for three
turns on end, add {e}.
if this card is attacked by two or more creatures in
one turn, add {e}.
if this card is dealt damage by a red spell, add {e}.
if a card you control named "Bob, turner of tables"
dies, add {e}.
{e}{e}{e}: sacrifice this card; search your deck
and/or graveyard for a card named "Johnny the
Firm", and put it into play.