Jojo Siwa

Jojo Siwa enters the battlefield with X hairline counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a hairline counter from Jojo Siwa.
When Jojo Siwa enters the battlefield, bop bop twist twist, then check it off your checklist (return two target nonland permanents to their owners hands, tap two target permanents, and then exile the top card of your library), then you win the game if it is Jojo Siwas birthday.
{t}: Boomerang (return target permanent you control from the battlefield to its owner