Joker Prince of Crime

{r}: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
{b}: Damage joker deals this turn are dealt as infect damage.
Creature that are blocked by the joker get
-3/0 till the end of turn.
"Its funny. When I was a little boy and told people I
was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me.
Well no one’s laughing now ahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha"