Jolly Papa Snobbygrots

Haste
Inflict Cheer —{t}: Snobbygrots deals 4 damage
to target creature. Its controller creates a Present
token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {t}, Sacrifice this
artifact: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Every year he travels the world, giving bombs to all
the good little snotlings and eggs to the wicked. Stealing
the reindeer was more of a spur-of-the-moment type
thing.