Jolly Red Jackass

{u}Transforms into Red Velvet. No additional abilities gained, just a false sense of being cool.
{r}Hurls insults at target opponent, all target opponent creatures that are able, must block this creature.
{w}{t}Forces all target opponent creatures to play Smash Bros, that opponent must tap all creatures. Those creatures do not untap on the target players next upkeep.
"He's Jolly, he's a Ginger, and he's a Jackass"