Joly, the Merry Man

Haste, Joly, the Merry Man gets +2/+0 if you
control five or more Revolutionaries.
At three and twenty he thought himself a
valetudinarian, and passed his life in inspecting his
tongue in the mirror. He affirmed that man becomes
magnetic like a needle, and in his chamber he placed
his bed with its head to the south, and the foot to the
north, so that, at night, the circulation of his blood
might not be interfered with by the great electric
current of the globe.