Jorbif, cosa de admin

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {w/b} If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain
that much life.)
When Jorbif, cosa de admin enters the battlefield create a Dr. Pepper artifect card.
Whenever Jorbif, cosa de admin drinks
Dr. Pepper, you may Extort.
"Nha, gilipolleces"