Jordan, Master of Con

+5: Flip a coin. If it is heads give target creature a -3/-3 until end of turn. If it is tails give target creature +3/+3 until end of turn.
0: You get an emblem saying, "Exile target non-land permanent at the beginning of your upkeep until end of turn."
-15: Exile all non-land permanents except for one chosen by each player.