Joseph, the Tired

State of the union address, {2}{t}: look at the top
card of an opponents library. Read all text on the
card aloud, excluding the name of the card. The
chosen opponent guesses the name of the card.
If the opponent guesses the name correctly they
put it into their hand, otherwise exile it with a
head counter on it.
Sniff, {t}: you may cast a card with a head counter
on it. (You still pay any costs)