Joseph's Sweaty Knee Brace

As an additional cost to cast Joseph's Sweaty
Knee Brace, you must attempt to rush any
opponent that is thinking about responding to it.
Then, realize that doing so is actually kind of rude.
Equipped creature gets -2/-1 and has hobbling (Whenever you would have
it do anything, tap it and it gets sad instead.)
Equip: Drop the card you are equipping this card
to so that it hits its side on the table.