JoshDuMan

Flash, split second
When JoshDuMan enters the battlefield, attach
it to target creature, place a +1/+1 counter on
either, then proliferate.
Whenever a counter would be placed on
JoshDuMan or a creature it is attached to, you
may place it on target permanent instead.
JoshDuMan is an artifact equipment and is not a creature while it is attached to a creature.