Josiah, Slayer of Code

{u}{x}: Re-implement {x} endpoints on a service of
your choosing. These endpoints have 100%
test coverage.
{b}{r}: Review all files touched by open PRs.
If a method has a cyclomatic complexity of more
than 3, set its complexity to log(complexity).
{g}{w}: Out-spin your ping-pong adversary, dealing
pi damage.
No no no no. This is unacceptable.
This is unacceptable!